Saturday, 6 February 2010

Children's fantasy's [for adults].













Picture of horse anatomy.




The architecture of this scene amazes modern story telling film scripts with it's geometric organisation. Why can't I have films like that these days... It's like an almanac of comedy lessons telling us what should be funny and what isn't...

It's not silly to consider the number of sleepless nights men of my age have had waiting for an era like this to produce films of intelligence which basically, I consider classy, sophisticated and new world order camera play.


Maaa... Can I have some blueberry brownies???


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTrhKGqqpGg

Think bubbles...] Of course you can honey, but, If you keep eating like a big boy you're grow up to be an astronaut.



Four years old] MMMmm... Why do I get tingles when I stand near mummy and the floor doesn't want to play football anymore... MMMmmm... I better go and think about how to improve this spaceship structural integrity...]


Cowboy song / Thin lizzy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qauMYl4q5Jk



Radio head / Nude

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1153471/radiohead_nude_official_non_official_video/








Ok... Let me see, the phaser doesn't feel right with the spaceship in the other hand...HHHHmmm... No... I'm not happy with the wing bulk, the cockpit centrifuge keep's crunching on the porche [smashes them together to see which has the best structural integrity, it's always best to use the corgi porcshe, he's the hardest...]


12 months later... It's still the same design [continuing to build from lego bricks], a basic v wing delta cruiser, but, can't work out the integrity structure... [Now I think about it I think it was the payload plans it must of been a 15 man seater].


Age 5] So, learning to count because this vessel isn't getting any older, those idiots have still got the spaceships landing with landing gear, and they do it in slow motion... MMMMMmmm... Better watch to see what he thinks...
Yes, he's got a clue that Gerry Anderson with his other show 'thunderbirds', no messing about there, urgent business is dealt with a rapid response team... Yes... That's how I'd have it...


Rolling stones / Wild horses


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g69labQKuuU



Classroom teacher say's, ''so count'', this year is 1976, count along with me children...


Abbott and costello / Maths

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkmV-fa9-rg

The Clash / Rock the Casbah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx-277MRYuM

age 5] Yes miss... [ssshhhes got a short skirt, I wonder if she get's it] 1978 1979 197010 197011 197012 197013, [teacher] no thats not right... Yes it is, [teacher] no we don't count like that... HHHHHHmmmmm... there silly squashing it...



A cowboy conversation with a women is real simple...



http://www.keezmovies.com/video/busty-enjoys-anal-pulsing-445130



Wait until I tell my dad, there silly.

dad] Big broad american accent... YYYOUR RIGHTTTT.


hahahahahahah, I know, and I'm right with you, I've been sticking it in the littleones... Idoits, and they don't get it.


The little grey ones have come to follow me watch the tower on fire again...] HHHHmmm, I'll have to lose him near the portal...

What does he think I'm doing here... Fortune telling... Hmmmm... That spaceship...



Defenders of the Earth.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIzPkn1IcI0


At home, Johhney Cash says ''boy'' I want you to listen to me and listen real good,... {Looks at John Wayne on t.v ''well get off your horse and drink your milk''...} don't you ever say sorry for something you haven't done, now, did you beat up on them boys...

[TEACHER AT SCHOOL]



Say sorry...


No.


and, I don't like milk...]




AND THE ROCKETS START... choo choo... [thinks Ben Grimm ''its clobbering time''...]



Yes.... Got it.. hahahah.


whwhwhwhwhwhwhhwkkkkeepeplllunk...


Sheeessshhh its the reptilians again...]



Someone turn up the volume... ''I refuse to budge dinosaur breath, John F Kennedy on t.v saying ''LET US DO THIS BECAUSE IT IS DIFFICULT NOT BECAUSE IT IS EASY... hmmmm, Yes Sir I'm not budging and I'm not eating that horse leg from a cotton pickin dinosaur plate. [captain scarlet picture]


Nanny always used to say that you could tell when it was going to rain, the birds would circle, wait for the wind to say what way and they wouldn't get wet, and nanny used to say that the beetles come out to the surface just before storms, I guess thats handy knowledge to have if you're exploring another planet...

But, could you tell a Martian storm...


Dreams / Fleetwood mac

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c-_fcnGrDU




Lol..... Who else...


Shakespeares sister / You're history

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-XiJ5sOYUc&feature=related



Lol... Women. SAY NO MORE. LOLLLLLL.. YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



6 months later... drunk me a bottle of southern comfort, straight... ''the male's at school will get this , lol''... Doctor says what have you done '' Sits up bold and strong, looks him in the eye 'I'm drunk'.



Well, who wanted to play hide the sausage with the teacher...


Shania Twain / That don't impress me much.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqFLXayD6e8



and thats what I kept telling them there women paaa, a mules work ain't never done.


Johnny Cash / Walk the line

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7K4jH7NqUw


Picture of Johnny Cash.